5.01.2007

Top Ten Signs Your
Newspaper Is In Trouble

The Late Show with David Letterman surprised The Blog by picking on our favorite print media Monday night with a special Top Ten list, straight from the home office in Wahoo, Neb. ...



Top Ten Signs Your
Newspaper Is In Trouble

(via cbs.com Monday, April 30, 2007)

10. Covers all news that happens within one block of the office
9. Today's exclusive -- "Nixon Dead!"
8. Reporter sent to jail for refusing to divulge a source... Oh, and he also killed a dude
7. All horoscopes: "Now would be a good time to get out of the newspaper business"
6. Paper's motto: "Suck it"
5. Every "hot" gossip item is about Jack Klugman
4. Managing editor and guy who wheels around breakfast? Same guy
3. Under "Weather," it just reads "Yes"
2. Instead of "Garfield," has a comic strip called "Garfunkel"

And the Number One Sign Your Newspaper Is In Trouble....
1. You endorsed Dennis Kucinich

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